Refund &
Return Policy
It’s food, silly. We can’t take it back.
Because we sell consumable food and beverage products, all sales are final. We do not accept returns, exchanges, or offer refunds.
Once a product leaves our hands, we can’t put it back into inventory and sell it to someone else. Food safety wins this one.
But what if something arrives damaged?
If your order arrives broken, leaking, damaged, incorrect, or missing an item, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery.
Please include your order number and clear photos of the product, packaging, and shipping box. We’ll review the issue and, when appropriate, arrange a replacement or store credit.
Changed Your Mind?
We get it. But because our products are consumable, we cannot accept returns or provide refunds because you changed your mind, ordered the wrong item, didn’t like the flavor, or decided you may have ordered enough beverages to survive a small apocalypse.
Cancellations
Orders begin processing quickly, so we cannot guarantee cancellations or changes once an order has been placed.
The short version
No returns. No refunds. No exchanges.
If we sent you the wrong thing or your beverages had an unfortunate encounter with the delivery truck, tell us. We’ll help make it right.